OK! Here's the thing! I spent a lot of time checking out human behavior for a couple of years now and I must say something. After all those years of evolution, knowledge growth, science and progress, the world is pathetic! I'M SERIOUS!!!! ... OK, maybe not that much...
So I'm here to show you guys some tricks to be a better person, and act ''awesome-lier''!
First of all, I am going to tell you THINGS NOT TO DO on Mother Earth! Here's a Top 10 of Things not to do in life, generally!
10. Never, ever, start a blog by ''Hi Everybody''!
So lame!
9. Bleach your hair.
If you're a man; unacceptable!
8. Drink and text.
Very dangerous! Even worse; drink and text your ex!
7. Fantasize about Angelina Jolie.
I have absolutely nothing against the actress. She's good. But she's not Lara Croft anymore! She is Lara's mother now!
6. Forget your girlfriend's birthdate...
Or even worse; forget her name.
5. Dress as a Klingon in public.
To me, this is worse than a man dressing as a woman.
4. Wear a toupee and pretend it's real.
Come on! Be bald, I don't care! But please, don't ever pretend that others didn't noticed that it wasn't your real hair...
3. Watch ''2 Girls, One Cup'', twice!
And I don't think you even deserve something to have finished it the first time...
2. Brag about Twilight!
Says all.
1. Own a cat.
Says all.
